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how can you make a game without a mute button? I would have liked to keep playing it, but i needed to mute it so I had to quit. Couldn't just mute computer since doing stuff that needed sound.

I clicked on this thinking it said filthy

so I thought it was super filthy adventure instead of super filly adventure. so that would have been better, but still very good. I also fucked that dragon up, which is a plus.

yeah

coudn't figure it out really either. Didn't try that hard, but you need better instructions/intro.

Music and graphics are good; but I don't like these types of games anyways.

good

needs a mute button

thank god

the world wasn't raptured; otherwise I never would have been able to play this game. I hope god wasn't holding up the rapture for just this reason though...

great

but needs more levels. right now it's only like a 3 minute game.

oh my god

but what if i do not want pico deaded?

did you think of thats?

LapisLapines responds:

Lol

good

howwwwww do i make the sad man happy? I cannot give him drugs or orange juice; but parhaps I know not what to press.

he does not want the penicorn neither.

it would also be nice if you added a check inventory command or something like that, because I get orange get crushed orange juice in the empty cup; but than i cnnoot drink the oroange juice because there is no orange juise; or so it says? where did it go?

I am amazed!

at all the things that can be broken thru!!!

Pretty good, but a little too frustrating

The game is pretty good, except it's not balanced at all. As people have said the later levels are pretty difficult. The last level is near impossible, and though I figured out how to beat it I'm not going to spend the time necessary to do so (especially since GAME DOESN'T SAVE your progress).

What people should realize is that the rocket jet and the thief are your best units. Especially when combined with the general to stop the other boss units.

***The other important thing is that babes heal the giant mecha-monsters. I hadn't realized this at first, and thought that the mechanics would heal them. The game was a lot easier after this.

To beat the 7th and 8th levels just upgrade your buildings, and after they are all upgraded use thieves to steal money and jets to kill the units that kill your thiefs. You may need to use a bomberman if the enemies are too close to your base for the jet to kill. Use the general that slows stuff whenever a boss comes.

After you have a bunch of money just get two of the $700 monster or one of each of them. Use babes to heal them and also use jets to kill remaining enemies. Levels 7 and 8 shouldn't take more than 10 minutes this way, it's pretty easy.

Unfortunately the last level, Devil's Hell is really frustrating. The strategy is essentially the same, except there are soo many of the monsters that you need to be really lucky. The main problem I have is that the $700 monsters target the opponents rocket ships and so they are really slow to advance, where as the $400 monsters advance quickly, but one of the opponents green monsters kills them completely. Therefore you have to try and get lucky and randomly guess when a green monster is going to come and time a general or not use the $400 monsters at all.

Your monsters die all the time, so you need to start with a huge amount of $$$ built up before you even start attacking (to fund the rocket jets, nuke jets, babes, and replacement mecha-monsters). I saved up $10,000; but unfortunately I ran out of money when the opponents base was at 2000 health (out of 8000). The bases heal super quickly so I would have had to start over, but if I were to try again I'd probably save up $15,000-$20,000 before I attacked; which is pretty ridiculous. It's super easy not to die though with a combination of rocket ships, thieves, and generals; so if you're patient enough you would eventually win. However I doubt it's worth the time it would take, since there's probably not even a you win screen.

It's a pretty okay game, except it's not well balanced and it's very repetitive (same strategy is best on every half-way difficult level).

To fix how boring the last level is I would do one of the following:
1) increase supply
2) make the enemy green boss unit not kill your rocket ships/ not completely kill your $400 boss unit.
3) make your $700 boss unit not target enemy rocket ships

If just one of those were true it wouldn't be so repetitive to beat the last level, although it still wouldn't be too easy.

UpUpDownDowngames responds:

Thanks for the detailed review and game guide along with fix ideas. Good stuff

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