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[Super Karoshi]

Frustrating

This game is somewhat frustrating due to a few bugs. Namely the ones where the other guys won't walk up sideways things and hit the explosion boxes like they're supposed to. That makes the level completely impossible, for example I'm stuck on level 42 even though I know how to beat it, because the bug makes it impossible. It's weird since this bug doesn't happen to everybody, but it happens to a lot of people.

Other than that, it's okay, but I prefer the original better. Still happy for a sequel though, just fix those glitches so I can actually play through it all!

P.S. all the fake "the ends" are kind of stupid; especially when you tell us there's ~60 stages.

[Pitfall 2009]

Good but not great

I was a big fan of pitfall when I was a kid. The graphics, music, and gameplay are all great and in the pitfall spirit.

The ladder bug isn't the biggest deal, you just need to press the right arrow key when you're just a little bit under the ground and you get off the ladder. The biggest issues for me were the game would lag quite often, and there didn't really seem to be any goal other than just run forward. I would have liked some levels or progression of some sort. Day 1 wasn't really any different than day 2 which wasn't much different from day 3. Also it gets pretty easy since it's just the same enemies over and over again and really all that kills you is falling in the water. Maybe make the logs hurt you or the snakes move or something.

Definately fun for a while though.

partythenwork responds:

thanks for the feedback. i guess initially i was making it too much like the original pitfall in that you just keep moving forward. so i guess it might be better to have it setup so that there are puzzles or better objectives.

much thanks.

[Seed of Destruction]

amazing

undoubtedly the greatest game ever made, everything else - including real life - pales in comparison to this. I have wanted to do this ever since I saw your first spermrider cartoon two years ago; and now I can die happily. You are pure amazing.

[Gray]

Very good

A nice fun simple game. I'm really glad there was an ending, I contemplated quitting a few times through the game, but I'm glad I didn't. Cool ending too, though I prefer not to ruin things by thinking about them .

[Da Pink Knight]

Great game

I love the style and the flow. It was a little too hard for me last time, I could break his armor twice, but then after he started shooting spiked balls at me and the homing glob things I would get dizzied and he would keep healing so I wouldn't be able to finish him off ever.

But now that you came out with the Pussy Edition version it's a lot easier. Still can't figure out how to do the ground spin attack though. Great game though regardless of difficulty, it's a shame it has such a low score just because people get frustrated with it. You should have won something for this definitely.

[Tankmen: Incursion]

this game was amazing

seriously like the best graphics and flow I've ever seen in a flash game. It's unreal. Took a while to get decent at it, but it's possible.

[Robo Quick Draw]

Good game

I personally preferred ROBO RPS, since I was able to beat that. The graphics and everything are really nice, it's just after a certain point you're not fast enough and there's nothing you can do about it. So I'll never be able to beat this game.

[Ebola Attack]

wtf

i ebolaed myself?

CmndrDemolition responds:

I finished this game the night before it was due at around 11 PM, so I wanted to wrap it up quickly. Plus, this was the only way I could include info about amplification.

[Rufus Da Demon]

fun

i like it, nothing to say - useless review but 10/10

[Atakachik!]

Genius

The graphics were good, the gameplay was alright, but the story was amazing. You must be a genius to come up with this, that or perhaps it's based on a true story?