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Good game!

Was a fun game, but I think requiring people to realize they have to press mute on their game to quiet the town crier is a bit unfair. It's not really in the style of the game, where everything else is pretty logical and follows directly from items in the game.

Otherwise it's really good.

was a lot of fun

i really enjoyed this game, although I didn't try to get coins/conserve balls at all. it was a pretty fun game all in all though and i liked the music although it got a bit repetitive too.

game is glitchy as hell

still a pretty good game, but it's no toss the turtle either.

the buggyness makes it quite hard too, and I don't get how to upgrade thing works. I don't think they ever go to the gym even though I have one....

If people are having troubles just farm the bombs from the first rat boss until you have a lot of money to buy health packs and all the upgrades.

meh

being able to both repair and attack is kind of lame I think, you should only be able to do do one each terms, and I also agree that something is seriously messed up with the hit percentages. I either almost always hit or almost always miss depending what my hit chance is. I.e. with a hit chance of 65% I hit pretty much every time, but with a hit chance of 54% I miss like 10 times in a row.

Something is messed up with that. Also 75 health for each point is too much health I think.

ugh

great, but i can't get past the beginning of the level with the magnet.

To Defeat Your Enemies You Must Become Them

I AAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAACCCOOOOONNN DOOOOOOOOOG!!!

WARNING

MY DICK IS VERY HARD

this game is lame. if the ball hits you at all it should shoot up, not continue falling down.

dastresseddesserts responds:

ummmmm

flamethrower!

flamethrowa mother fucka!

that and headshotzz all you need. Vet is bestest, 4 sho.

I can't beleive my boner destroyed rektum!

The only problem was that my boner wasn't nearly meaty enough. I felt like it didn't get any meatier after stage three, really.

Also I would like to contrail more things. What apout quests and stuff?

P.S. The voices where pretty good

Needs multiple difficulties

Game was fun and all while it lasted, but the biggest problem was that it said I had three lives, but after I died once it was game over. I would like to play this game more, but it's currently a bit too hard. Would like an easier difficulty so I can beat the first level and see what awaits beyond that.

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